I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You need Xanax blowdarts
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
