I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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