Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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