I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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