Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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