Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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