he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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