Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My pussy is not your playground.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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