I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
