lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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