If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
