I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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