So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Of course I have a pirate flag
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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