I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Your penis caused this!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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