why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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