Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
