I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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