i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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