I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
ok first of all what the fuck
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