erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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