You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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