Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
