I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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