yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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