i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
