What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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