Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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