ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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