i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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