it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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