He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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