i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
soo... how was my night?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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