In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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