So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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