turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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