But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The adults are the big ones right?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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