i can't believe i had my finger in that
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
True strength comes from lack of pants
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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