id be glad to
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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