ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
