My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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