Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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