your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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