He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
only you would photoshop your dick
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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