a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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