No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is Oprah even human
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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