Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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