Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
