Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I could fuck to npr.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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