I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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