i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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