its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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