shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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